The Twelve Days of Fraudmas
November 30, 2022
Hi everyone, I hope you’re ready for the festive season and are looking forward to some time off. In the spirit of very poor dad jokes (that in the UK usually arrive inside a Christmas cracker) I thought I’d start with this:
What do you call a fraud in a candle factory?
A scandle.
Moving swiftly on, another festive tradition is the song “The Twelve Days Of Christmas”. Naturally, we’ve put a SEON fraud twist on it and I give you “The Twelve Days Of Fraudmas”:
On the first day of Fraudmas my true love sent to me
On the second day of Fraudmas my true love sent to me
Two money mules
On the third day of Fraudmas my true love sent to me
Three stolen cards
Two money mules
On the fourth day of Fraudmas my true love sent to me
Four IP checks
Two money mules
On the fifth day of Fraudmas my true love sent to me
Five fraud rings
Four IP checks
Three stolen cards
Two money mules
On the sixth day of Fraudmas my true love sent to me
Six chargebacks blocking
Five fraud rings
Four IP checks
Three stolen cards
Two money mules
On the seventh day of Fraudmas my true love sent to me
Seven scams a-scamming
Six chargebacks blocking
Five fraud rings
Four IP checks
Three stolen cards
Two money mules
On the eighth day of Fraudmas my true love sent to me
Eight machines a-learning
Seven scams a-scamming
Six chargebacks blocking
Five fraud rings
Four IP checks
Three stolen cards
Two money mules
On the ninth day of Fraudmas my true love sent to me
Nine frauds alerting
Eight machines a-learning
Seven scams a-scamming
Six chargebacks blocking
Five fraud rings
Four IP checks
Three stolen cards
Two money mules
On the tenth day of Fraudmas my true love sent to me
Ten masterclasses
Nine frauds alerting
Eight machines a-learning
Seven scams a-scamming
Six chargebacks blocking
Five fraud rings
Four IP checks
Three stolen cards
Two money mules
On the eleventh day of Fraudmas my true love sent to me
Eleven social profiles
Ten masterclasses
Nine frauds alerting
Eight machines a-learning
Seven scams a-scamming
Six chargebacks blocking
Five fraud rings
Four IP checks
Three stolen cards
Two money mules
On the twelfth day of Fraudmas my true love sent to me
Twelve transactions scoring
Eleven social profiles
Ten masterclasses
Nine frauds alerting
Eight machines a-learning
Seven scams a-scamming
Six chargebacks blocking
Five fraud rings
Four IP checks
Three stolen cards
Two money mules
As always, thanks for reading, have a wonderful holiday season and see you all in 2023.
Matt
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